The Signs as Vampire Weekend Songs

fauxastrology:

Aries: The Kids Don’t Stand A Chance

“You criticize the practice
By murdering their plants
Ignoring all the history
Denying them romance”

Taurus: Step

“I feel it in my bones, I feel it in my bones
I’m stronger now, I’m ready for the house”

Gemini: Oxford Comma

Why would you speak to me that way
Especially when I always say that I
Haven’t got the words for you
All your diction dripping with disdain”

Cancer: A-Punk

Half of the ring lies here with me
But the other half’s at the bottom of the sea”

Leo: Horchata

“Oh you had it but oh no you lost it
Looking back you shouldn’t have fought it”

Virgo: Giving Up The Gun

But in the years that passed
Since I saw you last
You haven’t moved an inch”

Libra: Campus

“How am I supposed to pretend
I never want to see you again?”

Scorpio: Diane Young

“Live my life in self-defense 
You know I love the past, ‘cause I hate suspense”

Sagittarius: Run

“She said, ‘You know, there’s nowhere else to go.’
But changing roles
It struck me that the two of us could run”

Capricorn: Obvious Bicycle

“You ought to spare the world your labor
It’s been twenty years and no one’s told the truth”

Aquarius: Unbelievers

“Girl you and I will die unbelievers 
Bound to the tracks of the train”

Pisces: Holiday

“But if I wait for a holiday
Could it stop my fears?

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